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*DEEP INHALE THROUGH NOSE* Ahh. The sweet smell of parallels.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
The jokes I did not understand as a child
i hate when you try to reblog a long text post and tumblr reblogs it as a zelda
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
HELLO MA’AM HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION ?
PLEASE, IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME.
Blog that includes Homestuck, Pokemon, Doctor Who, and various other posts.
